Shopping is exhausting

Ahh my slaves. Such nasty little things, worshipping daily at shrines built to Me, spoiling Me as I deserve to be spoiled. Today's purchases included choice naughties from Victoria secret, $267.31, Sharper Image, $587.22, Fredericks of Hollywood, $315.45, Lunch, $60.00 with tip, and dinner, $75.00 with tip. Not bad for a days raping of wallets and a few choice descriptions of less than adequate genitalia, and questionable sexual preference.