Internet follies

Dear christ there should be an IQ test to get on the internet. When I do take My precious time to go on to the internet to speak to people, I expect a few things. Not the least of which is if you are speaking to Me, address Me properly, use complete words, I would like to think that if you are addressing Me that you can take the time and mix your vowels and constant properly. The next peeve of Mine, Lying. Nothing is worse to Me. When I am on the net I am set upon like hounds to a fox. And these assholes will say anything to keep a conversation going. I require that before someone address Me in message that they read my rules and know what to expect. Then some dumbass asks Me something I have explained in My rules, and then asks where to find them after telling Me he read them. A few pointers...before you message Me read My rules. Address Me properly in message with whole words. I welcome questions from those who are interested in serving Me. These questions should be intelligent and should not be addressed in a way that leads Me to believe you are simply setting up for a 'cyber' session. Do not message Me with "Hi, ASL?" Its pedantic, and not worth My time. Obviously rude or immature messages will be ignored as well. Just a little piece of My mind.