I wanted to welcome everyone to a new year of service to ME, and to let you know I will be enjoying draining you of everything you make this year in service to Me. As a slave you are to remember your only purpose on this earth is to make My life better at the expense of your own.
Now , repeat after Me, (and video tape it and send it to Me)
1) I am completely worthless unless I am actively serving Mistress Monique
2) I am incapable of pleasing a woman with my shriveled penis and must use my wallet instead.
3) Mistress Monique controls my every waking thought
4) I am only happy when I have made tribute to Mistress Monique daily.
5) Mistress Monique has only to wish and it is my command.