Today's tale slaves, is about you. I recently had the experience of dealing with a slave who wanted to make a present of his penis. Now, I have seen some small dicks on some of My slaves, but this one was by far the smallest I have seen in some time.
How on earth do you find the fucking thing to even clean it. If it does not even protrude when are excited by reading My words, how can this even be called a prick. What you have is simply a fucking zit that fills up with nasty spillage from time to time.
As I think about this nasty problem I cannot stop Myself from falling out of My chair laughing. And to think, you think this is a fucking gift to Me? You should seriously have that thing checked to be included in the record books as the smallest fucking piece of work on the planet.
